As you know that Sanjay Bangar is out from the kolkata knight rider, the gossip behind this is our Khan the big boss is assuming that Sanjay was the fake blogger who is writing blog about Kolkata Knight Rider and giving all internal information about his team.. As per Shahrukh Khan, he is the only person who is leaking all internal game plan of KKR (Kolkata Knight Rider) on his blog anonymously.. But what is this? Blog-post is still coming after Sanjay Bangar also.. So who is the writer? Is it Ganguly? or someone else??
There are lots of question marks about this, but the blog post is coming and coming.. within 10 days his blog got lots of hits and in only few posts it got more than 6000 comments and more that 3700 Followers.. The main thing is, that blog is not writing for commercial purpose or for making money.. Just take a look of his blog..
What would you say? Is this the power of a blogger or power of blog writing??
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilot less technology. It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,
he replies :
"If it is the same software that's developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!
That is called Confidence!!! ;)
Today again I came with another Jargon of software industry. People are using this very frequently. In IT industry, WAD stands for Works As Designed.
If someone raised a Defect but the developer found that it does not require any change and working good as per the Design Document, its called as WAD.
Some other abbreviation of WAD -
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church , the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Love..
Hmmm...
Every time I'm thinking what is love? And every time I'm getting the same answer. But still I'm not sure that I'm right or wrong. What I'm getting answer is, Love is not a small thing which happens only in between a couples. It is thing which we can't even measure. It may be in between parent & there kid. It may be in between brother & sister. It may be in between two friends where it doesn't matter that they are male or female, where only friendship and Love does matter. Even it may be in between we and our pets.
I always have some question mark for Love in between a couple because they may have only infatuation, not the Love but in other relation I'm always sure about their Love. There is no space for infatuation in between parents-kid, two friends, brother-sister, etc..
Sometime I'm looking back into my past and thinking, "is that Love what I had?" I'm not getting any answer because still I don't know what exact is Love. But this is also very true that still I'm missing her too much after 3yrs also..
I'm puzzled..
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
वो कब इस जीवन में आयी और कब चली गई कुछ पता ही नहीं चला.. ऐसा लगता है जैसे जीवन के पांच साल यूं ही हवा में उड़ गये.. जीवन के सबसे खुशनुमा पांच साल.. उसकी कमी आज भी खलती है.. मन उदास भी होता है.. उसके वापस आने की कल्पना भी करता हूं.. मगर उसे पाने की कामना नहीं करता हूं.. उसके साथ जीवन के कयी खूबसूरत रंग देखे थे.. किसी के प्यार में आना क्या होता है यह भी उसका साथ पाकर ही जाना था.. उस प्यार का पागलपन.. उस प्यार की गहराई.. उस प्यार का अंधापन.. उस प्यार का दर्द.. वहीं उसके यूं ही चले जाने के बाद ही यह भी जाना की जिसे अंतर्मन से आप चाहते हैं और उसके बिना एक पल भी गुजारने का ख्याल भी डरा जाता हो, उसके अचानक यूं ही चले जाना.. बिना कुछ कहे.. बिना कोई कारण बताये.. शायद किसी अपने की मौत भी तो यूं ही होती है.. कहने को कई बातें होती है.. जिन बातों पर बहस होती थी उन्ही बातों को फिर से सुनने के लिये कान टरस जाते हैं.. अपनी भूल के लिये आप माफी मांगना चाहते हैं.. मगर कुछ कर नहीं सकते.. बस एक छटपटाहट अंदर तक रह जाती है जो अनगिनत रातें आपको पागलों कि तरह जगाती है.. तुम्हारे जाने से दुनिया को एक अलग नजरीये से भी देखा.. कई बुराईयां जिनसे दूर-दूर तक कोई रिश्ता नहीं था, उन्हें भी अपना लिया.. मगर शायद पहले से अच्छा इंसान हो गया.. लेकिन उससे क्या तुम्हारी कमी पूरी हो गई? मुझे पता है कि उत्तर तुम नहीं दोगी.. यहां जो नहीं हो.. मगर क्या यहां होने पर भी उत्तर देती? नहीं.. उत्तर हम दोनों को ही पता है.. नहीं.. क्यों चली गई तुम यह सवाल आज भी अंदर तक मुझे खाता है.. उस बेचैनी को धुंवे तले छिपाने की नाकाम कोशिशें भी करता हूं.. अक्सर कईयों से यह सुना है कि जब उदास हो तो उन पुरानी यादों को याद करना चाहिये जब हम बेवजह खुश हुआ करते थे.. मगर मैं किन यादों को याद करूं? सभी बेवजह की खुशियां भी तो तुमसे ही थी, जिन्हें तुम साथ ले गई.. हां! शायद दुनिया के लिये तुम हो इसी दुनिया में कहीं, मगर मेरे लिये तो तुम्हारा यूं ही चले जाना किसी मौत से कम नहीं है..
I am a software developer but now a days spending lots of time on testing also. Because my team is having lots of testing work pending and we are having very few development work. While doing testing I encountered with lots of Jargons which is related to testing. Since I am a developer and always playing with the codes so my approach is always like a developer and it doesn't matter that what I am doing. Either it is development work or it is a testing. Just now I found one defect which is raised by one person XYZ. But when I checked that defect, I found that it is not a defect. As per Mr.XYZ that behaviour of the software is a Bug, but as per me it is just a property of the software. I talked about this to my project lead and he suggested me to send a mail to the Bug owner Mr.XYZ that this is NAB. I asked him what does it stand for? And he replied "Not a Bug".
After sometime I was busy with some other things and forgot the full form of NAB and I thought I'll search it on google. While searching it on google I found lots of full form of NAB which is really hilarious.. :D
Lets check out some funny acronym of NAB.
;)
